I wrote a poem. Ain’t I a nancy boy. Here goes:
Bride of the Moon
by Lucas McCain (that’s my pen name)
Alone, at peace, she bathed on the shore,
the shallows and deeps were her own.
Her skin aglow with the silver she wore,
a gift from the moon as he shone.
And such the moon as he was, [...]

Today I did the manliest work I’ve done in years: I shoveled icy snow.  That shit is hard.  There was a thick layer of packed, solid, icy snow built up outside the restaurant, so they had me take a snow shovel and break it up and shovel it to the curb.  I had to keep [...]

Every song ever that uses the words “this club” is grounds for execution of its lyricist. Exceptions include using club to mean a big, blunt object meant for bashing folks upside the head, or if the word “club” is followed by the word “house.”
Moving on. Being a busboy is hard. It’s a [...]

Hey y’all.  How long has it been?  500 years, give or take 499.5?  Anyway, hey again if anyone is reading.  Sorry I took so long to update, I just went through a pretty shitty spell of depression and came out not feeling like writing anything bloggy.
But things are different!  My life is different.  Two weeks [...]